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Gender	Male
Industry	Sports or Recreation
Occupation	Life-Size Mustard Gas Filter
Location	Seattle, Washington, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	I'm a human; and although I don't generally wear disgusting hunter orange when I walk through the woods, I would still appreciate it if you didn't shoot me when I eat from your acorn piles.
Interests	Pronouncing my Gs like Js eg: That was a jood jame o' jolf there juys even though I played like jarbage while listening to Simon and Jarfunkle. I also enjoy changing up syllables in phrases like The New China Buffet = The Bew Nina Chuffet.
Favorite movies	Anything containing coffee loving pirates, space fairing cowboys, watered down accents, or any combination of the former
Favorite music	Billy Blanks' Tao Bo'a'Tron'o'Thon'o LIVE! from the Republic of Czechoslovakia, Horace Pickett
Favorite books	Sleeveless books with muskles

When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?

More like Jan Crouch's face lift.