Alex Palilonis

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Museums or Libraries
Occupation Library Assistant - Weberator
Location Lambertville, NJ, United States
Introduction I started out in IT, its something I happen to be good at. I hate it. Somehow I ended up working in a local library part time. Now I'm working full time for a community college in the library. How did this happen? I don't know. I do know I spend most of my time maintaining and updating the library webpage. I also know that the most interesting part about that for me entails making the end-user experience the best possible (for what I have to work with). I drive a 2002 Mini Cooper S. I drive it fast and odds are I'm passing you before you even see me. I admit it, I speed, but if there is any sort of a gap, I'm using the right lane, not cruising in the left.
Interests Books, Libraries, Music, Linux, Gentoo, Brewing, Motorcycles, Beer, SCUBA Diving, HTML, Drums
Favorite Movies The Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, Beerfest, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Tombstone, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, and the list goes on...
Favorite Music Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Chromeo, Velvet Revolver, Jack Johnson, Cake, Outkast, Fugees, The Presidents of the United States of America, and many more I can't even think of.
Favorite Books Cryptonomicon, The Baroque Cycle, The Foundation Series, Job: A Comedy of Justice, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls, The Number of the Best, The Citizen of the Galaxy, The Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials, Vonnegut, Thompson, Clancy

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Why would you put a waffle on a griddle? Isn't it cooked enough, or is that why it's moist, it's undercooked? Then really the question should be, why isn't the chef throughly cooking the waffles?