Elisabeth
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Classics/English |
| Location | Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada |
| Introduction | Trying to fit a BA between stockinette stitch and beaded lace. |
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
The enmity between bikes and fish has been well-documented since the 4th century A.D., when a young St. Augustine reportedly threw a bunch of pears a some pigs with his friends. His lasting guilt from the encounter was first entitled "Confessions of a Bicycle-Owning Fish," though it was later shortened to simply "Confessions," to prevent political riots.