Armchair Dissident

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation Computer Programmer
Location Basingstoke, Hampshire, United Kingdom
Interests Photography, politics, music, cycling, science, karate, critical thinking, scepticism
Favorite Movies Kill Bill volume 1, Contact, Hero, Flying Tiger Hidden Dragon
Favorite Music Kristen Hersh, Throwing Muses, Tenacious D, Iron Maiden
Favorite Books 1984 (George Orwell), The Time Machine (H.G. Wells), Farenheit 451 (Ray Bradbury), The Blind Watchmaker (Richard Dawkins), The Devil's Advocate (Richard Dawkins), Foundation (Isaac Asimov), Q.E.D (Richard Feynman), Surely you must be joking Mr Feynman (Richard Feynman), Absolution Gap (Alastair Reynolds)

What spells can you cast with magic markers?

Blame Neighbour's Baby (Lvl 1): Cast when a visiting neighbour has a baby. Causes distraction for 1d8 rounds. Causes consternation for 1d10 round. Causes 1d4 damage to surrounding surfaces.