Noshow the White
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Captain Awesome |
| Location | Wellington, New Zealand |
| Introduction | Not much is known about the man they call Noshow and what little we do know is surrounded in Government secrecy, myth, legend and shit that’s just been plain made up. Noshow was born an infant and raised as a small child that much we can confirm. From there his life was a whirlwind of rural farm life, fluent jive talking on the mean streets of Naenae, extensive martial arts training and an ill timed and forgettable foray into interpretive dance. His early military records show that he flew sorties across war torn Europe in 1944 and completed at least three consecutive tours of Vietnam as part of a LRRP team where he learnt life long lessons in survival techniques, like drinking ones own urine. Something he still does to this day, not because he has to, just because he likes the taste. Recently he resurfaced, assuming a life of domestic bliss and revolutionising the world of girls football coaching. Whatever the real truth is we may never know, but one thing is for sure, inside the sanctum is the only place where you can learn more about the man behind the legend behind the rumor. And yes, he wrote this himself. |
| Interests | Claiming to know a lot more than I actually do, not believing the hype, doubting everything and everyone, fearing the worst, expecting nothing. |
| Favorite movies | My life is an all action movie, fuck you very much. |
| Favorite music | All the stuff on my iPod. Obviously. |
| Favorite books | Anything true. |