About me

Location	Midwest, United States
Introduction	I am the K.O.Q.B. for my group of friends. This is a collection of any and all quotes from our group that I and/or others have felt should be included. Some were "you had to be there" moments while others are amusing purely for their oddity and randomness. If you remember a quote but don't see it here and feel it should be included, leave me a comment or send me an email. Be sure to include the date of the quote (as specifically as possible), the quoter's name, and as much context as you can remember. Enjoy!

Location

Midwest, United States

Introduction

I am the K.O.Q.B. for my group of friends. This is a collection of any and all quotes from our group that I and/or others have felt should be included. Some were "you had to be there" moments while others are amusing purely for their oddity and randomness. If you remember a quote but don't see it here and feel it should be included, leave me a comment or send me an email. Be sure to include the date of the quote (as specifically as possible), the quoter's name, and as much context as you can remember. Enjoy!

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

Forks are definitely evolved from spoons. We have the "missing link," the proof: the spork.