Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Freelance Illustrator
Location	Worcester County, MA, United States
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	Illustrator, scriptwriter and art instructor. Author of nine books, a regular contributor to the Undercoverfish Group. Bret is a member of the Society of Children's Books, Writers and Authors (SCBWI) and is represented by WBMT Agency Literary, Music, Film and Television. Bret resides in the Worcester Massachusetts area with his wife Syd and their bitey cat Ruben and swatty cat Kitten. One day they hope both Ruben and Kitten will get along like Buju & Ziggie at Wegman's.
Interests	Art, music, beer, reading, writing, movies, general complaining
Favorite movies	The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Being There, The Ruling Class, The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes, Bedazzled, Withnail and I and anything with the Marx Brothers or Monty Python in it.
Favorite music	Jazz, classical
Favorite books	P.G. Wodehouse, Evelyn Waugh, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Lewis Carroll and Stephen Fry.

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

If the turtle is more along the lines of an Ankylosaurus, then I'd say no.