Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Freelance Illustrator
Location	Middlesex County, MA, United States
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	Illustrator, scriptwriter and art instructor. Author of several graphic novels. Lives in Massachusetts with my wife Sydney and our cats Groucho Marks and Tofu Jones.
Interests	Art, music, beer, reading, writing, movies, general complaining
Favorite movies	The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Being There, The Ruling Class, The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes, Bedazzled, Withnail and I and anything with the Marx Brothers or Monty Python in it.
Favorite music	Jazz, classical, classic rock, chap hop, North Indian Classical
Favorite books	P.G. Wodehouse, Spike Milligan, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Evelyn Waugh and Lewis Carroll

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

If the turtle is more along the lines of an Ankylosaurus, then I'd say no.