Arty McFly
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | GTO Penguin |
| Location | Ethics, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Penguins are 38% better than humans. I decided. |
| Interests | poker, chess, vaping, dystopian views of the future |
| Favorite movies | Back to The Future, Bugsy Malone Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, a bunch of art house stuff you've never heard of. |
| Favorite music | Depressing indie pop made by lesbians |
| Favorite books | The Catcher in the Rye, The Last Stand of Mr America, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Candide, 1984 |
You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
Because I can't smoke in it.