Rix Flix
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | PET PEEVES: rent, dog lovers, extreme left winged people, extreme right winged people, insects, pretentious people, globalization, the GST, fecal matter, counter culture, noise pollution, post-Cheers Kirstie Alley, animal rights, prudes, carbon monoxide, celibacy, neediness, public washrooms, high maintenance people, video stores, emotional trauma, physical comedy, Freudian psychology, bacteria, hobbits, Will Smith, daylight savings, over the top action sequences, feudalism |
| Interests | Pop culture, cheesy puns, healthy Catholicism, board games, trivia, liposuction, UFOs, supernatural phenomenon, superheroes, literal interpretative dance, onomatopoeias, disinfectants |
| Favorite movies | 1) Schindler's List, 2) Star Wars: A New Hope, 3) Strictly Ballroom, 4) 2001: A Space Odyssey, 5) Citizen Kane |
| Favorite music | 1) U2, 2) The Beatles, 3) Simon & Garfunkle, 4) Top 40 |
| Favorite books | 1) The Narnia Chronicles: (esp. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) 2) The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 3) Cue for Treason |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When the anal probe is over.