Melissa
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | telecommuter |
| Location | just north of Los Angeles, California, United States |
| Introduction | Professional loafer. When I'm not maximizing my social media monetization (sarcasm, kids!) I'm busy running from the law, committing crimes of fashion, and fighting charges of public drunkenness. |
| Interests | blogging (duh!), swing dance (all kinds: lindy, balboa, charleston, shag, double bug), baking, photography, knitting |
Who is the purple aardvark? Answer: Jerry, of course!