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My blogs
| Interests | textual innuendos, preemptively avoiding people, dramatic hypochondria, throwing laxatives in monkey cages, using the word swellegant, rhyming with kumquat, mispelling distractions, pipes that blow bubbles, making sincere public apologies, screaming obscenities at seagulls, a lifetime undefeated at Monopoly, hollow triumphs, dissing cauliflower, daydreaming I have an egg to throw, besmirchment, coaxing Slinkys® to walk down stairs, making out in front of Wal-Mart, collecting carpet shampoo coupons, raging against various machines, fücking with swear filters |
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| Favorite Books | Recruiting Hobos To Your Cause, Alternative Shoelace Tying, Breeding Sea-Monkeys® |