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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Witchdoctor |
| Location | Parts Unknown to Modern Humankind, The South, United States |
| Introduction | I was born in a turnip patch just outside of Puddinhead, Mississippi. As a child I was dropped on my head several times daily. I fought in two wars, Vietnam and relationships. Lost both and came away slightly wounded from one and severely from the other. As an adult I am still dropped on my head occasionally, and find great solace in being extremely paranoid and outgoing at the same time. Am a selfprofessed Methodist/frisbeeite/parrothead and potion mixer extraordinaire. I remember when dirt was made. |
| Interests | eating, barbequeing, parrotheading, computerese, humor, leadsleds, things southern, life, the universe, everything |
| Favorite Movies | Star Wars - all of them, LOTR - all of them, Lost in Translation, Pirates of the Caribbean, Casablanca, Secondhand Lions, Metropolis, My Life, Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man, The Magus, all W.C. Fields |
| Favorite Music | Stones, King Crimson, Mannheim Steamroller, anything Mozart did that doesn't involve singing, Little Feat, 3 Doors Down, Tom Waits, Warren Zevon, Jane Monheit, Diana Krall, Phoebe Snow, Steely Dan, Doobies, Temps, FabFour, David Sanborn, Hamish Stewart, Grover Washington Jr., the five ladies in Celtic Woman and of course J. Buffett |
| Favorite Books | The Bible, LOTR and anything about JRR, Dune, Elmore Leonard stuff, Brief History o de Time, Demian, Following the Equator I & II, The Blue Nowhere, Myth books by Robert Asprin, anything by Lewis Grizzard, On the Road, Dharma Bums, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Perelandra trilogy by C.S. Lewis, A Voyage to Arcturus |
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
use an iDarth light saber, red in color