My blogs

Blogs I follow

Location	Auuustin., Teeeexas.
Introduction	Leave a message after the beep. Oh, bleep it all. BEEP.
Interests	Riding horses, Making mud pies, wearing not plain spotted loincloths but ZEBRA ones!!!, taking pictures of roadkill, taking pictures of Kristen Stewart (she looks like roadkill), screaming at rats, collecting chewed gum, spamming Robert Pattinson (don't ask me how I got his email), and picking other peoples' noses while their asleep.
Favorite movies	Helvetica (RIGHT), Barney's Musical Adventure, Twilight, Shattered Glass, Watership Down, Digimon: The Movie, SHUT UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOUR MOTHERF***IN FOOT OFF!!!: THE SEQUEL, Highlander 2, Barbie Nutcracker, Barbie Rapunzel, Barbie and the Seven Princesses, Barbie and Her Magical Island, Barbie Comes Out of the Closet, Barbie Cheats On Her Girlfriend, Barbie Dies of Ex-Girlfriend Frenzy, Barbie Is Turned Down By Saint Peter At The Pearly Gates
Favorite music	"Bright Eyes" from Watership Down, Polka, Put that kid back where it came from or so help me
Favorite books	The Odyssey, Twilight Saga!, The Epic of Gilgamesh, Any other book English teachers have made us read, Barney and Friends Get Ready For Bedtime, Pokemon Book of Pokemon, Book of Random Crap. And Twilight.

Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.

Because if some b@$!@&# tried to strangle me it would be too f*#@$! easy