Michael
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Being a right twit! |
| Location | Seattle, WA, United States |
| Introduction | My inane banter and the cool stuff I find surfing the web. |
| Favorite movies | Boondock Saints, Die Hard, Smokin' Aces, 300, Sin City, Watchmen, James Bond |
| Favorite books | With pages and words. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear auntie, thanks for the rooster shaped gift, looks very cool on the table. Unfortunately it has since started crapping a brown sticky substance all over the brand-new white shag carpet! Next time just give us the money instead.