Humboldt Hubert
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | explosives-sniffing dog |
| Location | Wheeling, WV, United States |
| Introduction | I am no one you want to know. I'm in the air, I'm in the trees, I'm in your dog...I'm crazy! Penitenziagite! |
| Interests | Naysaying, philately, panhandling, binging, purging, frottage, leering, pining, fretting, ennui, pretexting, cybersquatting, growing beard hair |
| Favorite Movies | Gymkata, American Ninja 2, Rocky MMI, Rambo 15, American Booty, Cum Dumpsters 3, Any Lifetime movie involving life-threatening disease, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey |
| Favorite Music | Anything I can rock out to wearing a dashiki. |
| Favorite Books | Hop on Pop, Everybody Poops, NC Driver's Handbook, The Big Book of Cranks and Wierdos, Truly Tasteless Jokes, Pyramid Schemes and Telephone Scams: A How-To Guide, Careers in Punditry, 500 New Dead Baby Jokes |
The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?
What the fuck?!! Who writes these fucking questions? Some Eastern European English student?