Total Ronnie Obvious
My blogs
| Industry | Arts |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I don't really exist. At least, that's what my wife says. I keep a tub of atomic fireballs in my office. I don't trust you and I never will. I believe you will destroy me to better yourself. |
| Interests | Atlanta Music, Sci-Fi in all it's forms, Sarcasm, Advanced Sarcasm, Records, Yoo-Hoo Lite, Superballs, Adventure Team, Laying Low, Rooting out Evil in it's many forms, Pedal Steel |
| Favorite movies | The Big Lebowski, Dune, Face in the Crowd, Baby Doll, Once Upon A Time In the West, Brain Candy, Flash Gordon, Heavy Metal, Super Troopers, To Kill a Mockingbird, |
| Favorite music | Dr. Dog, Midlake, The Selmanaires, Radiohead, Anna Kramer & The Lost Cause, Warlocks, The Sword, The Roy Owens Jr., Black Lips, Baroness, The Teeth, The High Strung, Supergrass, Superdrag, Can, Melvins, Jesus Lizard, Witch, The Scientific Superstar, Built To Spill, Sparklehorse, Methuselah, Don Caballero, Archers of Loaf, Crooked Fingers, Pardner, Kelly Hogan, The New Pornographers, M. Ward, The Rock*A*Teens, Harvey Milk, Deerhunter, Melts, Mastodon, Acetone, Black Mountain |
| Favorite books | Youth In Revolt, Geek Love, Cat's Cradle, Dune series, anything by Bob Shaw, Deadeye Dick, Battle Royal, The Goon, Confederacy of Dunces, The Argentine Ant, The Four Just Men, Where the Blue Begins, Heroes And Villains, Survivor, Mr.T by Mr T., US Army Survival Manual, Albion Moonlight, Two Years Before the Mast, The Frontiersmen, Lust For Life, Cryptonomicon, Quicksilver, Snow Crash, Zodiac |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I believe I would kill the goat and drink it's blood. Then Satan would come and free me...right? Failing that, Take the goat's head off, straighten the slinky, attaching one end to the skull/horns. I'd toss the head up out of the well and then climb the slinky to safety. Then I'd find the goat's family and take his wife and kids as my own.