Team Member X
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Marketing |
| Occupation | The Face of Guest Experience |
| Location | Store 666, Anywhere, United States |
| Introduction | I absorb displaced verbal and emotional abuse from sad people who attempt to drown their misery with retail therapy. I receive a small pittance for my role as the sacrificial lamb of society's ails. |
| Interests | My spirits slowly dies with every utterance of the phrase "Did you find everything okay?" |
| Favorite movies | Career Opportunities, Succubus, Tenebrae and pretty much anything else by Dario Argento |
| Favorite music | Goblin |
| Favorite books | "How WalMart is Destroying the World (and What You Can Do To Stop It)", Dante's "Inferno", "The Zombie Survival Guide" |