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GenderMale
IndustryBusiness Services
Occupationtechnology specialist
LocationUnited States
IntroductionUPDATED 2015 I am now in my 50's. I am barely holding onto a bachelor of arts degree in French, a bachelor of science in Political Science, and a masters degree in e.Business. I absolutely love: my wife, cars, food, my awesome kids, and more cars. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up, except retired, which I realize now I will never be able to afford. I am a chocolate snob, a hobby car mechanic, have no self-discipline, and I watch the Velocity Network for hours on end. I also love to learn.
InterestsMormon, LDS, SSA, cars, cars, cars, marriage, chocolate, international affairs, foreign languages, language, France, Belgium, Europe, food.
Favorite moviesAmadeus, Silverado, Charade, Walk Don't Run, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, The Forgotten
Favorite musicEarth Wind & Fire, Mozart, Monkees, Kelly Clarkson, <i>P!NK, Pixxie Lott, </i>Christina Aguilera, En Vogue, George Michael, Rick Astley, Jean-Michelle Jarre
Favorite booksBook of Mormon, Harry Potter (all), Mad Magazine, Asterix Chez Les Belges, other Asterix books <i>(I hardly ever read.)</i>

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I will first stretch out the slinky to make it a spring. Then I will SLAM the goat onto the spring, sending soaring out of the well, where I will remain, in peace and quiet.

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