Fettuccine Alfredo
| Industry | Tourism |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Dinner Entree |
| Location | Rome, Italy |
| Introduction | I am merely a simple platter of fettuccine alfredo, but that does not mean I do not have opinions. |
| Interests | Being complimented by a nice bottle of fine Itliano wine. Being properly prepared (it's called al dente you Olive Garden swine!) Staining the suits and ties of stuffy American businessmen who think themselves superior. (They are not.) |
| Favorite Movies | Meatballs, Chocolat, Mystic Pizza, Hamburger the Motion Picture, Duck Soup, Bananas, Eat Drink Man Woman, Tortilla Soup and My Dinner With Andre. |