Lauren
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Teacher |
| Location | NJ, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a middle school English teacher with a serious obsession for proper grammar, dirty martinis, and undatable men. You will never find me in an embroidered holiday sweater. I can barely afford real estate in NJ but can't bear to move away from the beach. Right now my biggest fear is being 30, single, and developing an affinity for cats all while wearing an embroidered holiday sweater with matching earrings. yikes! |
| Interests | proper grammar, being catty, vodka, coffee, coffee vodka, drinking coffee flavored vodka and being catty while correcting people's grammar |
| Favorite Movies | Grumpier Old Men |
| Favorite Music | We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off (To Have A Good Time), Let's Get Married, All Night Long, Seriously...no joke. It would be fabulous if I could follow the songs' advice though. |
| Favorite Books | Smashed: Story of a Drunken Girlhood |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
Obviously the fork came first. The fork always comes before the spoon.