The Histrionics of a Fat Housewife
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Lactator, Gestator, Nurturer |
| Location | Seoul, Not Just a State of Mind, South Korea |
| Introduction | I'm an excellent cook, a lousy housekeeper, and a bleeding heart liberal. I love coffee but can't make it. I lust after Prada but can't afford it. And I never wear sunblock. I live by the motto, "Eat more. Wear black." It hasn't been working out so well for me, though. As you can see. I keep this blog not for myself, but to entertain my friends and family. I'm generous that way. |
| Interests | Anything that will make me rich, thin, and beautiful. |
| Favorite movies | The Big Lebowski. Rent it. Love it. Or get your head examined. |
| Favorite music | Anything loud enough to drown out my children's incessant chatter. |
| Favorite books | A Confederacy of Dunces. She's Come Undone. And anything by Molly Ivins. |
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
A soap dish in the shape of a four poster bed, of course. It's a good thing.