The Histrionics of a Fat Housewife

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Lactator, Gestator, Nurturer
Location Seoul, Not Just a State of Mind, South Korea
Introduction I'm an excellent cook, a lousy housekeeper, and a bleeding heart liberal. I love coffee but can't make it. I lust after Prada but can't afford it. And I never wear sunblock. I live by the motto, "Eat more. Wear black." It hasn't been working out so well for me, though. As you can see. I keep this blog not for myself, but to entertain my friends and family. I'm generous that way.
Interests Anything that will make me rich, thin, and beautiful.
Favorite Movies The Big Lebowski. Rent it. Love it. Or get your head examined.
Favorite Music Anything loud enough to drown out my children's incessant chatter.
Favorite Books A Confederacy of Dunces. She's Come Undone. And anything by Molly Ivins.

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

A soap dish in the shape of a four poster bed, of course. It's a good thing.