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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Warwickshire, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Grinning, suspicious-looking mongrel with a black belt in Italian cooking. Has no sense of embarrassment. Dubious parentage and questionable personal hygiene. Reputed to possess an extra spleen. Lumberjack-Royal, freelance astronaut, and part-time pigeon hunter. Pink with a dash of cinnamon. |
| Interests | The sea, jelly babies, plasticine, coffee in all its glorious forms, small intelligent dogs, knife juggling, monkfish, talking complete nonsense, Led Zeppelin, cheese, air conditioning, Marmite, euphemisms, a cheeky little Shiraz, card tricks, salami, ancient Japanese throwing weapons, Billy Connolly, watermelons, mischief, snow, ears, people from Finland, helicopters, strawberries, semicolons, really furry bees, not owning a horse, crevices, being irregular |
| Favorite movies | Pulp Fiction, Nikita, Ghost in the Shell, The Hunger, Finding Nemo, Jean de Florette, The Matrix, Raise the Red Lantern, The Life of Brian, Sin City, The Fisher King |
| Favorite music | Led Zeppelin, Muse, Coldplay, Sigur Rós, Keane, U2, Franz Ferdinand, Rob Dougan, Maximo Park, Radiohead, Bob Marley, Queen, Guns 'n' Roses |
When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
No. Fortunately, I have had my gills surgically removed from my eyelids, and relocated just beneath my left big toenail. Handy!