MPH

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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation Pretty Much Jesus
Location Indianapolis, Indiana
Introduction I know that I am better than you. You know that I am better than you. The whole world knows I am better than you. However, no one seems to want to admit it. One day you will and then I can finally put my pets to sleep and off myself.
Interests Claiming to bring peace, love and prosperity through my words and actions, using my extra money to buy DVD's rather than help the homeless, microwaving food, and stocking up on cheese whiz for judgment day
Favorite Movies The Die Hard Trilogy, The original Star Wars trilogy, the Matrix, the Indiana Jones Trilogy, Caddyshack, Swingers, Saving Private Ryan, Iron Giant, Pixar films, so, so many more
Favorite Music Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews Band, Elvis Costello, Liz Phair, classic Motown
Favorite Books I read alot, but books are overrated, my favorite TV shows include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, the Sopranos, The Wire, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, 24, Alias, The Sheild and The Amazing Race to name a few

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Barter the slinky for the goats horns and used the horns as spikes to climb up the well. Don't worry about the goat you pansies, he has a slinky.