Gender	Male
Occupation	Rantologist
Location	Downtown, New Jersey, United States
Introduction	Yankees fan. But the team hasn't been the same since Yogi retired. TV watching expert. Manly man.
Interests	Complaining, griping, ranting about anything that has changed since 1948.
Favorite movies	Clerks and Clerks 2
Favorite music	Classic R&R and Polka
Favorite books	Green Eggs and Ham

You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?

Suspenders. Red ones.