Gender	Male
Location	United States
Introduction	I'm utterly random and it probably wouldn't surprise me if I was told that I was born semi retarded. note: Throughout this blog are the personal views and ramblings of one jackass unless otherwise noted through quotes, links or said jackass having said so.
Interests	umm, stuff...I guess. Sports, Sex? is that ok? I like Good Times(not having fun, but the 80's sitcom...fun is stupid!)Funny People are ok and alien transgender hand models...the more alieny the better. None of that in any specific order.
Favorite movies	Too many to name. I'm a film junkie
Favorite music	I pretty much listen to whatever is on but it all annoys me these days. I'm on some new shit. I'm recording an album right now of Sea Urchins in heat entitled "Sea Urchins in Heat" Can you imagine those Urchins bangin in the whip!?! Hot fire mon!
Favorite books	Again, too many to name...I also read a lot.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

It is the outside world that is trapped. Debbie and I have escaped that world to raise Slinky and keep him away from a prejudicial world in which Goats are looked at with intolerance. We will continue to be together for the long haul or until these rice and beans get done and then I must fire up my dutch pot and ready my curry seasoning.