Lady Chavez and Fluffgirl
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Accounting |
| Location | Norfolk/Hoboken, VA/NJ, United States |
| Introduction | Lady Chavez: I'm a corporate whore by day, mother by night, emcee by lunch break and blogger by whenever the boss isn't behind me. People think I'm a hippie because I don't eat meat and I talk about "positive vibes" and shit. However I don't wear patchouli and I shower regularly. Sorry guys! I'm indescribable if you'd like to know but hopefully you can piece me together blog style... Fluff: I like to waste time on the internet (obviously). I like kitties and doggies and horsies and babies. I could probably hold you at gunpoint and rob you. And I am definitely cooler than you. |
| Interests | Lady Chavez: Trash-digging, animal rights activism, FL Studio, Poetry, Starting my all hot-girl jug band, sippin' on sizurp Fluff: diggin' up trash (on you), pot-luck dinner theater, diet root beer, clothes whoring, thrift store stunners, plotting my revenge, and writing |
| Favorite movies | Lady Chavez: Dumb and Dumber, All the Beautiful Girls, Instinct, Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas, Mannequin, Team America, Orgazmo, Juice Fluff: Lost in Translation (me and Scarlett are like this), Black Snake Moan, Brick, Kill Bill, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Ice Age, Pulp Fiction |
| Favorite music | Lady Chavez: Robert Cray, Dead Prez, Atmosphere, Sex Pistols, Flatts and Scruggs, Ben Folds, Kid Sister Fluff: Digable Planets, The Beatles, Modest Mouse, Smashing Pumpkins, Biz Markie, Guns N Roses, The White Stripes |
| Favorite books | Lady Chavez: Ishmael, Choke, Diary, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Einstein's Dreams, Save the Animals, Men Fluff: Geek Love, Memoirs of A Geisha, Nineteen Minutes, Kabbalah on Love, My Sister's Keeper, Ed Gorey's Amphigory |
What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?
Lady Chavez: Because when I dig down in the sand, I can't see China (oh, and I pushed this bitch off the side one time) Fluff: The earth is flat?