Stephanie
My blogs
| Location | Pacific Northwest, United States |
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| Introduction | I'm tall and pretty with a metabolism that other people should hate me for... if they didn't actually know me. I have been known to get distracted away from getting dressed in the morning, from taking a shower, and from putting on my pajamas, the end result of which is that my roommates, family, and friends have had to remind me to finish putting my pants on. I have a mother I'm turning into (which is fine, because she's my hero), a father who loves his family and to be helpful, a brother who is the cutest punk-ass brat I've personally met, two cats, two dogs, assorted fish, and a houseplant named Kermit. I can't tell when my mother's being serious or sarcastic and anything my father puts away will not be found during the same Presidential administration he put it away in. My dog is a con artist, my cat is really an otter, and my fish have trained my brother. Everything else is here. |
| Favorite books | Good Omens |
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
Not near the river, that's for certain. I learned my lesson digging a pond for a friend.