Corey Case

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Gender Male
Occupation Mac Operator/Computer Layout
Location Clinton, Illinois
Introduction As you can probably guess by the name of my Blog site, I am sick of the "You should name your kid "Justin" joke. It wasn't funny in 4th grade on the playground. It wasn't funny 3 years ago from the lady at the tire store. And, it especially wasn't funny by the prick prank caller that woke up the house at 4 a.m with that witty gem. So if you hear my last name and feel compelled to start that joke and you see my eyes start to glaze over, duck, because I am probably looking for a spork to jam into your neck. Don't get the wrong idea. I really am hardly ever grouchy. My wife will even tell you that. But when I get really pissed, LOOK OUT! I will share some of those past instances with you that are funny now but not so funny then and maybe some happier times as well. I was the 4th to last person on Earth to get a cell phone (behind my parents and sister) and the 4th to last person on Earth to not be on Facebook (behind my parents and sister). I am a 40-something, 2nd shift computer layout guy. Welcome to my life and the humor I can find in it.
Interests watching Seinfeld, writing plays and scripts, swimming, stairway bowling, patching drywall around stairways.
Favorite Movies Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Meatballs, Happy Gilmore, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Grandma's Boy, Office Space, and anything where Will Ferrell acts like a complete idiot!
Favorite Music AC/DC, Guns and Roses, Led Zeppelin, Twisted Sister, Ozzy, Metallica
Favorite Books The Chris Farley Show, Helter Skelter, The Stranger Beside Me