John Calnan
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Programmer/Consultant |
| Location | Auburn, Washington, United States |
| Interests | Bicycling, homebrewing beer |
| Favorite movies | Once Upon a Time in the West |
| Favorite music | Dave Matthews Band |
| Favorite books | Skin Tight by Carl Hiaasen |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie: The rooster is fabulous. I just can't believe that you knew we needed a maple syrup dispenser in the shape of a...