John Calnan

About me

Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation Programmer/Consultant
Location Auburn, Washington, United States
Interests Bicycling, homebrewing beer
Favorite Movies Once Upon a Time in the West
Favorite Music Dave Matthews Band
Favorite Books Skin Tight by Carl Hiaasen

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Auntie: The rooster is fabulous. I just can't believe that you knew we needed a maple syrup dispenser in the shape of a...