Dara

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Lamesaurus Rex
Location Denton, Texas
Introduction There is no good explanation for my existence.
Interests acting, artistic shit, ass-kicking, awkwardness, Chevy El Caminos, cosmetology, forehead kisses, foul language, fuzzy things, hair dye, hugs, love, mardi gras beads, music that doesn't suck, my toes, organized crime syndicates, people with awesome names, photography, piercings, polaroids, random text messages, road trips, sarcasm, sex, silhouettes, tattoos, the art of kissing, theatre, toast, writing
Favorite Movies Fight Club, Primal Fear, Josie and the Pussycats, Beauty and the Beast, The Mask, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Paranormal Activity, Interview with the Vampire, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, A Knight's Tale, Lord of the Rings, Zoolander
Favorite Music Whatever makes me cool.
Favorite Books Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Pirate Hunter, Guitar Girl, The Silmarillion, Piratica, What Your Mother Never Told You About S-E-X, Fight Club, The Illiad, Waiter Rant, How to Sleep With a Movie Star

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

No, but I do believe that a spork is the offspring of the two.