Gender	Male
Location	Rochester, NY, United States
Introduction	I am just a regular guy with a warped outlook. I have a wife and four kids (who graciously tolerate my warped outlook). I am originally from Georgia so, even after more than 20 years, I still run into some culture clash here in Western NY. My writing is basically a combination of influences by Erma Bombeck, Lewis Grizzard, and Dave Barry. I also draw influence from my father, Lawrence, and my late mother, Norma (the greatest steel magnolia to bloom from God's garden).
Interests	I love old time radio and classic movie/TV comedies. This had lead me to also enjoy classic cartoons especially the Looney Tunes which include the timeless talents of Mel Blanc (aka Bugs Bunny, Foghorn Leghorn, et al) and June Foray (aka Rocky the Flying Squirrel).
Favorite movies	Airplane,No Time For Sergeants, Old classic comedies of Jack Benny, Marx, Brothers, Abbott and Costello.
Favorite music	I'm not in rap/hip-hop (though I LOVE Kirk Franklin). Other than that, almost anything genre with good guitar: rock, metal, country, classical, blues...
Favorite books	The Hitchhiker's series by Douglas Adams. I am also a huge fan of the writings of Lewis Grizzard, Erma Bombeck, and Dave Barry. Also, I love the humor of Bill Cosby and Jerry Clower.

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

I'd ask my wife to do it. She learned how to do it watching "Sleepless in Seattle". Honest and for true, she did.