Sif

About me

Gender Female
Location New Jersey!, United States
Introduction I hate squirrels. I hate that my dog is totally ambivalent about them. Politically I'm some kind of somewhat moderate conservative. I'm a Republican (gasp!). I love reading libertarian blogs but I could never be a libertarian because I love anti-smoking laws (that's the ONE way in which I'm a tiny little bit fascist - seriously, that's it). I want the government to give me back some of the money it took, dammit! I support social programs only for the truly needy (people who ACTUALLY CAN'T WORK, or could with a little help). Most of my friends are liberal, except for the ones I've partied with at CPAC (our country's best kept secret isn't Boise, after all: it's the fact that conservatives are FUN!). I always use Firefox, but I don't know why.
Interests WoW, elves, Narnia, soba, cowboys, politics, religion, spirituality, live blues, big nosed hunting dogs, small fluffy dogs that think they're big dogs, bunnies
Favorite Books The Chronicles of Narnia, How I Accidentally Joined the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy (and Found Inner Peace), Dave Barry Does Japan

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

Ugh, just what the world needs, another cult of personality. This isn't Sim City. No statue.