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My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Fashion |
| Occupation | Tee Shirt CEO |
| Location | Silver Spring, MD |
| Introduction | I'm a bachelor who lives in Silver Spring, MD, a a boy who loves to cuddle with his feline when I run out of drugs to snare regular pussy. |
| Interests | snarkiness, apathy, pathetic tendencies, cannibalism and devil worship, high end criticisms and critiques on other local bloggers such as DCist, DCeiver, anyone who dares rip off my trademark name DC and writes twice as good as I. Aldo shoes, hair gel, and Tag body spray and a shoe camera. |
| Favorite movies | Austin Powers, Black Men & White Women,I'm White & Hate Myself, Dago Dago Shake it Dago, and The Anarchist's Cookbook. |
| Favorite music | Flava of Love & other hardcore brothers of rap. |
| Favorite books | Tucker Max's new book, Mark Foley memos, How To Enlarge Your Penis Through Meditation, The Frat Boy: Misunderstood By Society, & I Seldom Erect |
Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?
Honeydew tastes like poo and I'd pay anyone for a taste of it. Honeydew is a brainfood and I'd pay millions to have one.