Teh Evil Penguin
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | South Pole, Antarctica |
| Introduction | I'm a 2'6" penguin hellbent on global conquest. I offend who I want, when I want and fuck you. With Teh Penguin Army, 413th LULZ Support Division, 69th Infantry at my disposal, I'll crush teh interwebz and all those who do not support teh LULZ. |
| Interests | Long walks on the beach, mass genocide, global revolution, a nice tasty fish. |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
It never happens. My ears are covered by special feathers that keep water out and allow me to be streamlined through water. Learn to biology!