Dan W
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Northfield, VT, United States |
| Introduction | The details of Dan's life are inconsequential, Dan's father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. Dan's mother was a fifteen year old Fench prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. Dan sometimes makes outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. |
| Interests | Video games, my dog, movies, music, reading |
| Favorite movies | Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, The Punisher, Die Hard |
| Favorite music | Classic Rock, Funk, Country |
| Favorite books | Vine Flynn series, E.E Knight series |
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
Business casual because even though I eat humans I still want to remain classy.