D. Gilbert Trout
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Writer/Curmugeon |
| Location | Midwest, United States |
| Introduction | D. Gilbert Trout is the illegitimate son of Kurt Vonnegut's recurring literary character, Kilgore Trout. Consequently, he's a half-fictional bastard... Consequently, he's a half-fictional bastard. |
| Interests | Politics, Literature, Fiction, Art, Culture, History, Science, Fact, Truth, Social Issues |
| Favorite movies | Network, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai |
| Favorite music | Tom Waits, Neko Case, and music by bands that have been together longer than most of you bastards have been alive. |
| Favorite books | Vonnegut, John A. Keel, Tom Friedman, |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
A banana of course. Not that bananas in general make better airplanes, but they are at least better sources for potassium than wet socks. And as the old saying goes, "Time Flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana."