Aubrey
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Seattle-ish, Washington, United States |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
Well, I can't fit the whole thing, but the frog's wife was cheating on him, so he killed her and the man she was cheating with. Got away with the murders, bought himself a wig. The wig had a tick, George got Lyme disease and died leaving his 4 children orphans with nowhere to go. Most of them became prostitutes and drug dealers.