Not a hipster
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Healthcare |
| Location | Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States |
| Introduction | My name is Pascha. I'm married to a charming man named Andy. We live in Minneapolis with our cat Keyser Soze and our dog Milo. I'm a nursing assistant at a hospital, Andy is a photojournalist at a newspaper. He also kicks ass at wedding photography. I'm in school, and I'll be an RN in two years. In a former life, I've waitressed and worked with children and adults with developmental disabilities. All jobs have involved copious amounts of vodka. I've lived in 7 different states. My dad wasn't in the army. I have a weakness for celebrity gossip, especially if it's snarky. I don't believe sarcasm is for the weak. I am very forgiving of most. If I don't forgive you, it means you're truly an ass. I am fiercely loyal to friends. My parents raised me as a Jehovah's Witness until I was 11. I do not trust organized religions. I love reality TV. I will also love you, as long as you're not an asshole. I am unable to keep clutter off the coffee table. I always leave unpacked boxes in closets when I move, even though it makes me crazy. I am very competitive, and I love game nights with friends. I have a scarily phenomenal memory. I've won 3 spelling bees. You will never beat me at Cranium. |
| Favorite movies | The Princess Bride, A Christmas Story, The Royal Tenenbaums, Spaceballs, The Usual Suspects, Lost in Translation, So I married an Axe Murderer, The Shawshank Redemption |
| Favorite music | Satellite, The Dave Matthews Band, James, Ani DiFranco, Ben Harper, Jayhawks, Johnny Cash, Madonna, Pet Shop Boys, Simon and Garfunkel, The Beatles, Wood |
| Favorite books | To Kill a Mockingbird |
If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
Hell no. Doesn't a hot air balloon run on gas? Spicy food makes me toot.