Joel
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Purveyor of Legal Drugs |
| Location | R.M.H., Alberta, Canada |
| Introduction | Oh shit, there's a bear. Could you hand me that shotgun and maybe also that chair? I'm fighting a bear. My life's in great danger and you don't even care. |
| Interests | scribbling, pontificating, being a jackass, women, playstation 2, nintendo, Mr. Show, Bob and David, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Kids in the Hall, Dave Foley, Simpsons, Futurama, Dr. Zoidberg, Grant Morrison, Douglas Rushkoff, inclusive revolution, languages, macrame |
| Favorite movies | Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, American Splendor, Lost in Translation, Best in Show, Fight Club, The Wrong Guy, Lord of the Rings |
| Favorite music | New Order, Pulp, Sarah Harmer, Buck 65, Rufus Wainwright, Joy Division, The Cure, Luscious Jackson, Bran Van 3000, Beastie Boys, Gomez, K-OS, Velvet Underground, The Clash, The Specials, Thursday, Alkaline Trio, Piebald, Beck, Badly Drawn Boy, Tegan and Sara |
| Favorite books | The Sandman, The Invisibles, King Lear, The Great Gatsby, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Choke, The Odyssey, Watchmen, The American Claimant, Pride and Prejudice, I Wouldn't Have Missed It: A Collection of Ogden Nash, No Logo, Ockham's Razor |
You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
Because. Just because, okay? What's with these stupid-ass questions!?