Joel

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Chemicals
Occupation Purveyor of Legal Drugs
Location R.M.H., Alberta, Canada
Introduction Oh shit, there's a bear. Could you hand me that shotgun and maybe also that chair? I'm fighting a bear. My life's in great danger and you don't even care.
Interests scribbling, pontificating, being a jackass, women, playstation 2, nintendo, Mr. Show, Bob and David, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Kids in the Hall, Dave Foley, Simpsons, Futurama, Dr. Zoidberg, Grant Morrison, Douglas Rushkoff, inclusive revolution, languages, macrame
Favorite Movies Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, American Splendor, Lost in Translation, Best in Show, Fight Club, The Wrong Guy, Lord of the Rings
Favorite Music New Order, Pulp, Sarah Harmer, Buck 65, Rufus Wainwright, Joy Division, The Cure, Luscious Jackson, Bran Van 3000, Beastie Boys, Gomez, K-OS, Velvet Underground, The Clash, The Specials, Thursday, Alkaline Trio, Piebald, Beck, Badly Drawn Boy, Tegan and Sara
Favorite Books The Sandman, The Invisibles, King Lear, The Great Gatsby, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Choke, The Odyssey, Watchmen, The American Claimant, Pride and Prejudice, I Wouldn't Have Missed It: A Collection of Ogden Nash, No Logo, Ockham's Razor

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

Because. Just because, okay? What's with these stupid-ass questions!?