The Lonely Optimist
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | The Lonely Optimist was born in a fine, sturdy hospital to a fine, sturdy mother. His previous foray into internet usage, the Instant Messenger classic "Why Don't You Call Me Anymore?", won multiple awards and civil citations. This is his first blog. |
| Favorite Movies | All That Jazz, Annie Hall, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Singin' in the Rain, Duck Soup, A Matter of Life and Death, Chinatown, 3 Women, Dr. Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb), Moulin Rouge |
| Favorite Books | Nabakov, Rushdie, Vonnegut, Irving, Bukowski, Auden, Borges, Wilde |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Lucky that he's not an apple.