Brighid Burns
| Occupation | Scoundrel |
|---|---|
| Location | North of I-80, IL, United States |
| Introduction | My music collection is likely superior to yours on account of all the Motörhead it contains. |
| Interests | Comic books, heavy metal, makeup, beer, baseball. |
| Favorite books | William Gibson, Dashiell Hammett, Elmore Leonard, J.R.R. Tolkien, James Axtell, Ian K. Steele, John K. Thornton. |
What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?
Knee-Deep in the Dead.