Smithie
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | First I birth 'em, then I teach 'em to talk, then I teach 'em to read so they'll stop jabbering at me all freaking day |
| Location | Greer, SC, United States |
| Interests | Feminism, classical homeschooling, URJ, NCJW, gardening, the exploits of other Hebron Academy and Smith alums |