The Stepford Stepmom
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | SAHM and Queen of the Odd Jobs |
| Location | Rural New England, United States |
| Introduction | 30-something mom who would be a perfectionist... If it didn't take so much work. |
| Interests | Scrapbooking, cooking, writing, photography, movies, audio books, candlemaking, crafts |
| Favorite books | The "Anne of" series, cookbooks of all types, Chocolat, Gone with the Wind |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
I'd hold my nose and close my eyes and take a drink. Then I wouldn't know if it was day or night, and start kissing everything in sight.