Sally Suburbs

About me

Gender Female
Occupation Drunken Housewife Part Time Waitress
Location Canada
Introduction Sweet and intelligent tattooed housewife pining for her husband while drinking copious amounts of wine, gin, vodka, scotch....
Interests Typical housewifely, cocktails, tiki, tattoos, bdsm, reading, this blog, pining for my DH
Favorite Movies who cares?
Favorite Music again...who cares?
Favorite Books I hate to say this...but I loved the Twilight series!

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

What? I guess soap. I'm kind of lazy and clumsy. If I screwed up using soap I wouldn't have to start over. I could just get the soap a little wet and mold it back into shape. Who thinks of these stupid questions?