Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Occupation	burlesque-dancing photographer
Location	Chicago, Illinois, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	Congratulations! You've found me. I am the original burlesque-dancing photographer. Follow my adventures as I bumble through poverty and manage to do some really neat stuff along the way.
Interests	Photography, Burlesque, Theatre, Urban Farming, Pullips, Chickens, knitting, fashion, sewing, hatmaking, millinery, digital negatives, pinhole photography, Vintage, NCIS, antique cameras, Swarovski, glitter, rhinestones, Your face
Favorite movies	Last Tango in Paris, The Shawshank Redemption
Favorite music	Rammstein, Ladytron, Erasure, Goldfrapp,

If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?

Clay isn't dirt! It's clay! It's a completely different collection of minerals. (Ugh, and this is giving me nightmarish flashbacks of being 12 and bending my fingernails backward, scooping clay out of the lake at my aunt's house.)