KnittaPrince
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Int'l Customer Service |
| Location | St. Louis, MO, United States |
| Introduction | Knitter, Gaymer, Gardener, Writer, SciFi Nerd, occasional Cook, Feline enthusiast. Oh, and gay. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Betty, You're a funny lady, you know that? I come out to the family at Christmas dinner and you send me sweet & sticky goo in a cock-shaped container. Ha ha, very funny...you whiskey-swiggin bitch. Much love...your (gay) nephew... Dean