King of the Corner

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Special One In Training
Location Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia
Introduction Armchair Manager. Freelance Critic. FIFA 12 Ultimate Team Noob. 4-3-3 Devoutist & Lover of Salty Popcorn, Frosty Beer and Hot Chicks in Skimpy Lingerie.
Interests that hot Latino-looking physio on the Chelsea bench (season 2011/2012)
Favorite Movies Treble at the Bridge (coming soon to a season near you)
Favorite Music The Sound of Bones Cracking From a John Terry Tackle
Favorite Books Advanced Diving For Dummies by Didier Drogba

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

If I was a pirate, any poop on the deck would be the ones discharged by shivering crew mates witnessing my form of swift punishment (involving my rusty scimitar and their intestines) to their mates who laughs whenever I say 'poop deck'