CKopp
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
| Occupation | International Man of Mystery |
| Location | Smalltown, USA |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I'm a granola-eating, tree-hugging, conservative from Arizona who wants to know about your immigration status. |
| Favorite Movies | Better Off Dead |
| Favorite Music | Mainstream Alternative |