About me

Gender MALE
Industry Student
Occupation PhD student in econometrics
Location Greensboro, NC, United States
Introduction Lazy. Unscrupulous, Polite. In possession of too many animals.
Interests Statistics, causality, philosophy, metaphysics, philosophy of religion, programming, functional programming, Haskell, cats, rabbits
Favorite Movies Gremlins, Gremlins 2, Back to the Future, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Prestige, Memento
Favorite Music Django Reinhardt, Streetlight Manifesto, Brahms
Favorite Books The Age of Innocence, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice, Great Expectations

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

The life of a pirate, like those in a Hobbesian state of nature, was nasty, brutish, and short. Driven in desperation to a life of crime on the harsh seas, I would have little to laugh about.