Gender	Female
Occupation	Accounting Clerk
Location	Phoenix, AZ, United States
Introduction	It slices! It dices! And it makes French fries three different ways! I'm a human and I do human things. I live in Phoenix, AZ with my grumpy old man Richard and our cat, Jari and our dogs, Dakota (a Shiba Inu), Menka, an adorable, neurotic, small mutt, and Rosie the best aggressively attention seeking lovebug around. I started this blog because I enjoy writing. It shall be a tale of my wobbliness and chasing-parked-cars attempts at staying afloat and maybe surprising myself from time to time. I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis in 2006 and I'm living with it. That being said, you will become very comfortable talking about poop and other such indecencies. Consider it a growing experience. I also have a LOT of family; I'm the oldest of five kids. One side of my family are brazen hill billies and the other side are city slickers. This has melded me into quite the little oddball, but I sure get by alright.
Favorite movies	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Boondock Saints, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, American History X, As Good As It Gets, Patch Adams, The Cell, The Secret of Nimh, Shawshank Redemption, Wayne's World, BioDome, The Breakfast Club, Dumb & Dumber
Favorite music	Rock and/or Roll
Favorite books	Biographies & Autobiographies, Augusten Burroughs, Cupcake Brown, Diana Gabaldon, Aldous Huxley, Ann Rice, Stephanie Meyer, JK Rowling

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

No, I worry that if I keep them closed I will miss all the mermaids swimming by. :D